Phil the Steamie Weanie
Phil is a weanie He is very steamie. Steamie weanie steamie weanie steamie weanie. He likes to lick his finger then touch his butt and his butt will steam.
Phil has an arch enemy, named Phil the Arch Enemy. Phil the Arch Enemy goes around beating up people and he calls it “weiner slapping”. Doesn’t that sound odd to you?
One day Arch Enemy Phil picked on Phil, and they both got eaten by Giant Wasp.
