THE ADVENTURES OF SMELLY GUY AND HIS SIDEKICK THE BROWN MOLE
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Once upon a time there was a smelly guy and his sidekick the brown mole. They were on a villain.

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In the picture you just saw, Smelly Guy and the Brown Mole kicked the crap out of that guy.

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And talked about their victory…

Anyways there was this villain named the Flaming Fart and they went to go battle him. P.S. they beat him up.

THE END
There are hundreds of pictures of my sexy face.
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Dylan, on family photos
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Yeah I say crap in every story. That’s what makes it funny, duh.
Dudes:1st Installment

Dude 1: Yo dude let’s go skateboard.
Dude 2: Not yet dude I have to do my annual belly roll.

Dude 2: Duuuuude narly skate park.
Dude 1: Yeah dude.

Dude 1: Dude let’s go on the same skateboard.
Dude 2: Oh no dude IT’S A PORTAL!
DUDES’ GRAVES

THE END.
Phil the Steamie Weanie
Phil is a weanie He is very steamie. Steamie weanie steamie weanie steamie weanie. He likes to lick his finger then touch his butt and his butt will steam.

Phil has an arch enemy, named Phil the Arch Enemy. Phil the Arch Enemy goes around beating up people and he calls it “weiner slapping”. Doesn’t that sound odd to you?
One day Arch Enemy Phil picked on Phil, and they both got eaten by Giant Wasp.
